If you cut off an arm you are left with a stump to which you affix a prosthetic If you cut off a face you are left with a mask

People think that the spork didn’t include any aspects of the… because the serrated edge of the prospective all-in-one utensil kept slicing open the focus group…

When they told me I was one of many I took them to mean I was the one

The human capacity for love is perfectly equaled by the human capacity for aggression The chances that these two traits would have been selected for

In my experience it’s not necessarily true that one plus one must equal two The sum is nearly always

At first moving heaven and earth is its own reward because it’s hell on wheels But self-flagellation

Raised with reverse psychology– Love your enemy– It was only once The world was turned upside down That I saw things as they really…

You can’t burn a bridge when they’ve already dismantled th… to keep you out but you can burn an eternal flame to mark the location

The difference between A garden variety bullshitter And a bullshit artist Is that bullshitting is easy But a bullshit artist

Civilization began when a discussion group convened to debate the meaning of the phras… The less said, the better

Thanks to QR codes you can sign-in without your signature much as for some time now your phone has enabled you

In the world to come The United Nations will finally r… If you can’t beat ‘em Join ‘em

Goodbye is not always goodbye In fact, it never is For while I may never see you aga… I’ll never unsee you

We have passed from an age of temporary solutions for permanent… consider religion and death– to an era of permanent solutions for temporary…

Who is my trainer? God Who is my sparring partner? God Who is my cornerman?