I’ve started blind copying my wife on emails to myself

TaB Clear whose only selling point was its clearness was offered exclusively in aluminum cans

Everyone wants to drive a wedge between the monotheists and the Da… when the only real difference is that the former believe this land was made for you and me

You’re supposed to love everybody but everybody knows that’s putting all of your eggs in one ba… so everybody eggs each other on in making a western omelet

The scientific method has, at long last arrived at a unifying theory which, for it is a dead end

I used to believe that if no one was unwanted there would be no more Wanted post… Now I think that because we can never stop wanting

A mid-life crisis happens when you realize that life is a treadmill which keeps speeding up until you fall off

Nobody remembers how to forgive Because posting on social media Is an act of seeking approval

In cyberspace Nothing remains to be seen Because the fourth dimension isn’t… It’s money

The moment of truth has come and g… Leaving us with the whole truth: The best and worst is yet to come When there will be nothing but the… And you will only know the best fr…

We’re told “Never give way on your desire!” even as we learn that “Desire is always the desire of th… Suffice to say,

The American social contract takes the form of an unholy allian… If you don’t question my authority… I won’t hold you accountable So, when our barons traded the US…

I don’t believe in myself So, I must control God I believe in God So, I can control myself

Note that the male tes– tes are exactly the size of small potatoes

Hell isn’t other people– Hell is waiting in line behind other people