If you’re locked out of your house you can die from exposure but if you’re locked in your house you can die from overexposure

The soul is an appendix made of wo… and while plenty of people function perfectly well without on… much like the physical appendix– which stores good bacteria

When I sallied forth to share my… just one voice in the wild multipl… They told me to go fly a kite; it seemed that’s just life in the… Then I recalled as it began to ta…

A fair competition Is one in which No one can win So that everyone Has an equal chance

Scientists insist that 95% of the… consists of undetectable, unknowab… because this belief makes their ca… Like you and me the little that they do know

I had just started explaining smar… When the alien stopped me in mid-s… And explained smart phones to me Originally, in order to monitor an… They were just going to attach

We’ll know we’ve seen the Enlight… When we don’t know who we are From one moment to the next Because, where once The One thing we wanted

The time is right When we realize The price is right What is the price? If you have to ask

At first moving heaven and earth is its own reward because it’s hell on wheels But self-flagellation

The difference between your superego and God is that your superego says You must, but you can’t leaving you with worlds of guilt

When your nuclear family of origin Takes the nuclear option They’ve already gone mad and self-… So, they’re counting on mutual ass… To finish the job

The sixth extinction was hardest of all on the balloon animal artists

You know a civilization by its ass… and ours assumes a great deal of d… To finance that debt we assume that the best predictor of future… is past behavior

Just as birds regurgitate to feed their young human beings have culture

Imagine what the mannequins say to… as they go their separate ways fro… as each ships out from the factory A religious mannequin says: There, but for the grace of God,…