God is the world’s only super-bower

A man wants the mother of his children to be a chef in the kitchen “imaginative” in the bedroom a shrink in the living room

Regarding electric vehicles, if you give Americans a choice eventually they will make the necessary choice But if you give them

When I asked Permission to come aboard The ship of fools They said Everything is permitted

Your ego never knows it’s there Until you greet it Which you do By addressing the other

Don’t get mad, get to work Because the best revenge is living… And you would do well to Work with what you’ve got And what you’ve got

I have just complet– ed my memoirs: One Hundred Years of Solid Food

Most tautologies are self-fulfilling prophecies For example: Most people are average But God never met

After that instead of talking about the weath… or staring at their phones people stared at anyone who talked

In the latest version of Captain… Captain America’s archenemy is Captain Obvious for all the obvious reasons

I was painting by the numbers But mysteriously One number kept coming up So, I spent the remainder of my y… Working on a series of one paintin…

He may have gotten away with mass… But at least we didn’t let him Get away with murder

I was happily feeding at the trough when I noticed it had been filled with finger food

I’m no angel But I have two angels– One to protect me from others And one to protect me from myself So, I was never alone

There are two types of men: Those who lie to deceive and those who by lying tell you what they really believe There is one type of woman: