You’ll know it’s the Fountain of… when you dive in to get it over wi… endure the shock, but then you never get used to it

It used to be true that “All the world’s a stage” but now that all the world wide web’s a gauge the real world’s but a Faraday Ca…

The fox is in both henhouses– Yours and your neighbor’s– Because the roosters standing guar… Have turned on one another Plucking each other’s eyes out

I’ve done the math: In regards to #1 #1a is sadly mistaken

When you come in peace I fall to pieces And then collect myself For the gathering storm

What looks like the wreckage of my life is just my crumple zone doing its job

When Plan A is not having a plan Plan B is not having an exit strategy

I’m never Ready But I’m always Overprepared

In contemporary materialism the miracle of consciousness is filtered through zeros and ones making One a number of things with zero chance of going right

In my experience If a tree falls in the forest And there is no one to hear it We all hear about it

And just like that the safety of ironic distance gave way to the false intimacy of over-proximi…

There are only two questions: Are we asking the right question? and Who gets the last word?

The US Constitution rules out cruel and unusual punishment but that and a nickel will get you 1% of a cup of coffee now that cruelty is the usual

I wish I could be the Lone Ranger Instead like everyone else I’m the known stranger

Most people can get away with sweeping a few things under the ru… but when I started working at the… I couldn’t help noticing how the rugs looked like