I don’t care about birds but I thrill when the squirrels can’t get to the birdseed

Whenever an authority figure says It’s my way or the highway I end up wanting to have it both w…

You can’t quite see it but Moe also pokes Curly right in his third eye

Life is simple; the meaning of life is complicated As a man I’m a simple creature but I’ve been married long enough… that women are complicated

The discomfort that Americans now all evince in one another used to be reserved for old people who get rich quick

My boss said It’s my way or the highway so, I took the highway to hell But when God said It’s your way or the doorway

Nothing is Risk-free Except hell

My handwriting analyst said my electronic signature indicates a Type A personality and that’s all she sees anymore I said

Can’t buy me love but you can buy me likes

Everybody knows The pen is mightier than the sword But few understand That it’s because The pen is a lightsaber

Life is a game of Truth or Dare in which you never lose if you choose dare and where you never win if you choose truth

Human beings have always been figh… with one hand tied behind our back… Unconscious human intelligence ena… to act without thinking and conscious human intelligence a…

You can never be happy with what you have; on– ly with what you lack

By now, everybody knows Rick Deck… So, we know that when replicants r… from slave labor they are hunted down and “retired”… in service to the true humans

The devil is in the details And God is in my feelings Here are the details on my feeling… I feel like The devil is just here to force th…