When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs
Darth Vader. Only you could be so bored.
Democracy was superseded not by a police state but by a witness protection progra…
People think that the spork didn’t include any aspects of the… because the serrated edge of the prospective all-in-one utensil kept slicing open the focus group…
In a failed democracy the one thing both sides can agree on is that the real traitors are the loyal opposition
As the Zamboni driver erasing everything that just happe… so it can all happen again I am preparing for my own death
Self-flattery will get you everywhere but there’s nowhere left to go
Before the culture war you could talk to someone anyone say what you think and, when necessary, append a
It’s easier for capitalism to end than to imagine the end of capital…
I’ve never believed in being proac… so instead of expecting the unexpe… I got the surprise of my life but found it altogether unexceptio…
American Express changed its slog… “Don’t leave home without it” to “Don’t live life without it” in acknowledgement that
At first we thought This changes everything We weren’t exactly wrong But, of course Everything is highly adaptable
Ours is a culture of low tolerance masquerading as a culture of low risk tolerance
She may have lost the 2016 electio… but Hillary Clinton can claim a moral tie
The never-ending apocalyptic refra… may just be yet another version of death’s denial: The world must be ending
