In polite society The most threatening words are alw… I’m disappointed in you Which is politesse for There’s a knife in you
Each question on the purity test concludes with the following promp… Which two answers are correct? And you always have the same four choices:
That moment when you reclassify yourself from a mystery to an unsolved mystery
A charmed half-life is the time taken to lower your expectations to half their original value
The human brain has 100 trillion synaptic connections which sounds like a lot but it’s only 0.0000000005% of the universe’s 200 billion tril…
Yes, we have no bananas but we still need you to play second banana
Living well Means accepting risk Living hell Is risk-free
When you can work from anywhere anywhere will do
A leader attracts a following The following attracts a crowd The crowd mobs the leader The leader forms a mob The mob goes mental
When at last my colleagues convinced me to go out after work and I’d relaxed enough to drop my… everyone could finally see my helm…
Much like nuclear weapons the whole point of having vacation days is never to use them
The devil’s one job Is making you an offer You can’t refuse And there’s only one thing The devil can’t offer
In Putin’s version of Let’s Make… he shows you what’s behind Door #1… - You let Putin run you through w… AND what’s behind Door #2: - You fall on your sword to atone…
Insanity is thinking you can ever get what you want and devoting your life to getting it
The best way to control somebody Is to divide the mind from the bod… Because the body is where the soul…
