I’ve never believed in being proac… so instead of expecting the unexpe… I got the surprise of my life but found it altogether unexceptio…

The first thing you’re taught is t… you can make some of the people drink Coke all of the time and you can make all of the people drink Coke some of the time but

Telling ourselves half-truths Is worse than telling ourselves li… Because Although the truth will set you fr… Just as you can’t be half pregnant

The internet is the opposite of th… When a memory is repressed you get it back even though you can’t remember it But when it is memory-holed

In his weekend forays for psilocyb… he had always been wary of poisono… but he never accounted for the con… that did him in in the end

Now you only get to choose which hill you’re going to comply on

The central paradox of our broken world is known through the feeling of unsurprised disappointment Hope is the belief

When the dull knives are out and you say all the approved thing… in all the approved ways you have proved the silencing of dissent

Keep in mind that if you’re going to jump from the frying pan into the fire a golden parachute just buys you plenty of time to ponder

I thought I could keep the family… until I realized I was the family… So, all the time I was afraid of… the family’s dirty laundry I was already wearing

Mother Goose was always considere… a good enough mother Until lately we realized her failure to smother It was unanimous

There is no Status quo But there is Status

My wife fell right back in love with me when we came up with a rubric

The lie you chose to believe Always contains the truth That has chosen you The lie is comforting Because the truth is disturbing

Somehow we evolved to love a challenge but hate a challenge to our thinking