I’m not afraid of jumping in front of a bus because I don’t want to jump in front of a bus I am afraid of

In true democracy Authority flows via The will of the people In our technocracy Authority grows via

I’ve reached the age where getting ready for bed is like preparing for a spacewalk

I could do a passable moonwalk in socks on linoleum but if I put on one glove I had to take off one sock

In the past walking into a cathedral made you feel small Now it makes you feel fat

In His infinite wisdom God made the pen mightier than the… Which is why the internet’s first… Is the First Amendment It’s only once free speech and fre…

I thought I was too smart for my own good But happily, I’d overestimated my… and I was just smart enough to be vaporous

Yes, humans suck– that’s a universal The reason we haven’t been able to fix it is that being a human doesn’t suck for eve…

I didn’t start consistently moonwa… until they required us to wear Fit… to qualify for our employee health…

Given a choice I’d rather open a restau– rant than my marriage

Everyone has a shoe size and a city size– I wear an 11 and a half and a 600,000

Life’s unhappiest surprises always come from those you’ve known forever without ever knowing the score but now you will

I want to believe in God I believe in UFOs I don’t believe in recycling I don’t want to believe in what th…

We confuse freedom for the act of choosing when our frontal lobe has no choice but to choose just as a heart must beat