I don’t give a darn about my bland reputation

If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it So, in case of emergency Break heart To break free

All self-help books boil down to this: You can’t fold a piece of paper more than 7 times but if you could fold it 103 times

The Declaration of Independence w… revised to guarantee life, security and the pursuit of criminals

In fragile civilizations Power is used to acquire status And status is just for decoration In resilient civilizations Self-sacrifice is recognized as th…

The amygdala tags memories such th… emotional events receive priority so when you rely on how you rememb… you’re trusting how you felt as if it weren’t always the case t…

I don’t meet many people with a mind like a steel trap Instead, the really smart people tend to have minds like trawling n… to catch the really big fish

I disapprove of what you say but I will defend to the death your right not to mean it

When the shit hits the fan at least I know I won’t be wearing flip-flops

This ain’t culture war– it’s one cult in action with two rival factions

And just like that the safety of ironic distance gave way to the false intimacy of over-proximi…

Don’t think of a pink elephant and while you’re at it Don’t kill the messenger

I’ve started blind copying my wife on emails to myself

Just as a lucky horseshoe works Whether you believe in it or not As long as the competition to pass… Goes on forever Then everyone’s a winner

Thanks to his bifocals Ben Franklin could see that while we might look like bald… up close we’re clearly turkeys