Everyone thinks Vladimir and Estr… stay together because they’re both waiting for Godot when really it’s their mutual disdain for Wile E. Coyote

Mating For Life Saved My

When I die I’m go– ing to donate my body to pseudoscience

In school they put me in the gifted class but as one of my favorite teachers finally put it “There’s just something missing”

There’s no time like the present: Do it now Like, there’s no time like the pre… Do it now, but from an ironic dist… There’s no time to like the presen…

As the new Assistant to the Deput… your primary initial responsibilit… 1) Establishing détente between wo… and paleo dietary restriction fact… while maintaining the dining hall’…

We spend our whole lives going in… Our mistake is believing that we’r… When we’re always either Slowly spiraling upwards Or caught in a downward spiral

We are all mistaken in locating the black sheep’s diff… in the color of his fleece when the real distinction is that the other members of the flock

Life is a game of Truth or Dare in which you never lose if you choose dare and where you never win if you choose truth

The biggest reason I ever did any… Was always my ego Even as a part of me insisted There must be something bigger That part, the heart

My whole life, I thought I’d done… Duly deputized by the law of the l… As enforced by the superego, for w… But due to unforeseen circumstance… When instead of always being due f…

Unlike echolocation language doesn’t bounce off an obj… Instead language encounters the world and… allowing you to get lost

In the cold war the gravest danger was recklessnes… which we solved with Mutually Assured Destruction The culture war

Unlike the Americans and the Engl… who are divided by a common langua… the Americans and the Parisians are divided by a common symptom: disappointment

Human beings evolved to avoid face-to-face conflict which was why until very recently everybody was talking behind each…