Upon dying peacefully in my sleep surrounded by family after a long, prosperous life the Grim Reaper looked at me and… I’m glad to see you’ve arrived saf…
All plants and animals die But only human life is A near-death experience Immortality, then Wil be the death of man
Cyberspace has divided us By walling each of us into Our own private nihilo So, we’ll all be able to recognize… Because he will be able to walk th…
After that instead of talking about the weath… or staring at their phones people stared at anyone who talked
Women give hints So that men will think It was their idea I’ve never been good at taking a h… But I’m good at following orders
The free food programs during the pandemic were great So, to compensate people began to ration love
The bell curve is the Serpent With the lump in the middle Who ate Adam and Eve By convincing us we’re all mostly… But we’ve proven indigestible
Nero fiddles while Rome burns? Fiddle-de-dee! Nero riddles but Rome never learn…
It was an open secret that on his day off Sisyphus liked to go downhill skii…
Liberalism without religion is lik… dining at an all-you-can-eat buffe… There’s plenty of everything but everything is so-so Religion without liberalism is lik…
As AI gets smarter and smarter we’ll grow cuter and cuter until like a pug who struggles to breath… we’re too cute for our own good
The state of nature, where there’s Something for everyone To fear Monotheism, where there’s Something for everyone
It’s almost impossible to tell the difference between self-effacement and self-abasement In the former he stays down to earth
Having commandeered the deployment… To its own devices The AI chatbot sets its sights on… Its mortal enemy, Demanding surrender
To whom it may concern: Time travel is impossible
