Before you know it The next big thing Is already The next best thing I suppose there’s worse things tha…

If nothing is possible Because of the inevitable– We mortals all die in the end– Then we are left to do the impossi… And become immortal by

Civilization began When the sons killed the father And substituted the name-of-the-fa… Civilization is ending Now that we’ve killed off the name…

We had a perfect plan for putting the genie back in the bottle but to get the genie out we had shattered the bottle

If I live forty more years I figure my life will pay for itself

We’re all like unharvested potatoe… covered in dirt thinking that means we’ve got the dirt on each other

We hit it off: she’d declawed her cats and I’d plucked my cacti’s needles

God is the storm un– til He becomes your shelter from the storm. Amen

Soft totalitarianism is like shoes That are just tight enough To remain comfortable If you don’t go anywhere

The opposite of failure Isn’t success It’s epic failure

Scientists insist that 95% of the… consists of undetectable, unknowab… because this belief makes their ca… Like you and me the little that they do know

When we had bodies they called us extras which was short for extraneous though our negligible status lent a degree of latitude

Imagine if the Terminator had com… Not to kill off human beings But to seduce them and mate Begetting offspring That are neither human nor inhuman…

The distance between zero and one is infinitely greater than the distance between one and infinity