Your search for a vein is now done in vain under the soft tyranny of wireless narcotics in whose touchless embrace
Maya Angelou says we have one hand to help others and one hand to help ourselves
When they shut down Ringling Bros… a down on his luck clown looked into a second career as a m… but was informed that the mimes were only accepting applications f…
I wear black socks On the outside Because black is how I feel In the onside
I won the day when my antagonist branded me a reactionary because, of course, I’m an overreactionary
There is no Status quo But there is Status
God is the storm un– til He becomes your shelter from the storm. Amen
After years of therapy I was able to go from survivor’s guilt to thriver’s guilt
When I picked candy apples as my… (think spirit animals for foodies) I honestly had no idea I was naturally sweet but laid it on way too thick
It would have been enough Had God merely kept His promises But since He knows a thing or two About human psychology God always under-promises and over…
You’ve met your femme fa– tale when you can’t stop wishful thinking about her
It’s only once You’ve submitted to God’s will That God will say Surprise Me
The modernist thesis– You’ll know it when you see it The post—modernist antithesis— I can’t believe my own eyes Our current and nameless synthesis…
A dissident today is anyone who realizes that since you’re damned if you do damned if you don’t
In regular old capitalism we used to say time is money In the attention economy we say
