Over the course of life I’ve never managed to finish anyth… but for always completing my course of antibiotics
If you want to feel a little bit guilty just break a rule or two But if you want to feel well and truly guilty
We put tracking collars around ani… We put smartphones in our hands And in holding them We have our hands around our necks
It never snows anymore in Baltimore but it did before you left open the refrigerator doo…
I have a tendency to overreact When people tell me to get lost By taking them literally and serio… Which is literally how I found Go… Seriously!
I thought I’d crafted a mystique when all I’d rea– lly made were mistakes
China’s zero-covid policy zeroes in on ideology in order to zero out reality Americans, too, have a zero percen… making justice a total zero
Everyone thinks Vladimir and Estr… stay together because they’re both waiting for Godot when really it’s their mutual disdain for Wile E. Coyote
If you make the mistake of believi… there’s no room for error the surest way to avoid making ano… is to keep making the same mistake
It used to be true that “All the world’s a stage” but now that all the world wide web’s a gauge the real world’s but a Faraday Ca…
When I was a child Parents sent their kids Outside to play Now we treat children Like little adults
If you need to appear weak to access power you’ll end up weak-kneed and abuse your power
Yes, we have no bananas but we still need you to play second banana
A desire Needn’t ever be fulfilled Because in desire I have all That I will ever need
In the real world there is no plot to speak of but plot devices everywhere
