But you will always get a second chance to make a false impression

Big Brother used to just Cross his fingers To avoid telling the truth Then uncrossed them into a V for Vacancy

I thought I could keep the family… until I realized I was the family… So, all the time I was afraid of… the family’s dirty laundry I was already wearing

When they shut down Ringling Bros… a down on his luck clown looked into a second career as a m… but was informed that the mimes were only accepting applications f…

In the analog it was enough to consider the source Now, in the digital you must consider the source code:

When my father-in-law dusted the cobwebs off our front p… they were back within the week It is hard to feel sorry for a spe… that has negligible capacities for…

I tried doing everything right Until I dug a hole Took a right turn at Albuquerque And realized There are no straight lines in my…

In order to live I can’t die (but you can) In order to live and let live I must (eventually) die

When Eddie Money said “I’ve got two tickets to paradise” he didn’t mention that the paradise sales team only sells tickets in pairs

I didn’t start consistently moonwa… until they required us to wear Fit… to qualify for our employee health…

In wristwatch advertisements the doomsday clock is always set to ten past ten

The first thing you’re taught is t… you can make some of the people drink Coke all of the time and you can make all of the people drink Coke some of the time but

I believe because I doubt sounds absurd until you realize that if there’s no doubt about it you are not free to choose

Time tells a story and linear time is a plot device we’ve made up, call it a time machine, to advance the plot

We have achieved the classless society: eve– rything is tacky