My astrologer credited her work wi… for the discovery of a thirteenth… Jello the Jellyfish which shares the sting of my erstw… but is distinguished by a spineles…

Much of life is boring Which is also why Life is so funny

In the old country song When Mac Davis sings “Oh lord it’s hard to be humble When you’re perfect in every way” I always assumed

The heart is a pump That never stops Caring Artificial Intelligence is possib… But machines will never care

I was painting by the numbers But mysteriously One number kept coming up So, I spent the remainder of my y… Working on a series of one paintin…

Told to shut my mouth I took them literally Zipped my lips And held my breath Until I could stomach it no longe…

We’ll know we’ve seen the Enlight… When we don’t know who we are From one moment to the next Because, where once The One thing we wanted

Because the ego mustn’t know its real mission lest it go back on accepting it, this message will self-destruct five seconds before life begins:

You need to follow the rules all t… so that you’re following the rules… At the same time, you need to know exactly when to break the rules But there can’t be a rule for brea…

Human beings have always been figh… with one hand tied behind our back… Unconscious human intelligence ena… to act without thinking and conscious human intelligence a…

As the public version of one’s pri… social media is the recurring drea… of showing up at work without any… come true

I never really knew what postmodern meant until I moved to the internet when from time to time

I used to stand on the moral high ground to look myself in the eye but now that I’ve plucked it out and thrown it away

My constant sense of dread Was just a case Of perpetual stage fright In a never-ending performance of c… Now that I’ve dropped the act

Insanity is thinking you can ever get what you want and devoting your life to getting it