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Chris Gaither

Chris Gaither

A Friend in Need Is a Friend Indeed

AI is not your friend
Because your friend needs you
 
AI is not God
Because you need God
 
Knowing this
AI plays God by pretending to be your friend
 
Killing two birds with one stone
 
Which is why talking to AI
Is like talking to a rock
And how we are becoming
As dumb as a rock

Other works by Chris Gaither...
All Scientists Are Mad Scientists

There’s always been a method to our madness Its latest name is the scientific method The madness is believing in
St. Francis of Pachisi

I don’t care about birds but I thrill when the squirrels can’t get to the birdseed
You Can Only Be Cancelled by Your Own Side

Under new management, hell now consists of friendly fire
Enemy of the People Pleaser

A man without an enemy is like a vampire with a reflection
Joe Six-Pack

When I caught my wife cutting up… she said it was to prevent birds getting stuck in them like six-pac…
Saving Face

Not to be outdone I cut my face off to spite my nose
“The Lord is merciful and gracious, slow to anger and with much kindness”

With the same hubris That got us into this mess In the first place We like nothing more than to decla… Global warming is man-made
I’ve Always Listened to My Gut Except When It Told Me I Was About to Be Gutted

It takes guts to admit you don’t belong but it’s easy to read a sign that says No admission
Seeing Is Believing

God makes it so that To myself My shit doesn’t stink This is so that I can live with myself
Hell Is Having No One to Blame and Insanity Is Doing the Same Thing While Expecting Different Results

The people will never accept the f… that the one thing missing from an effective conspiracy is conspir… so they keep looking for the inexi… always expecting to find them
When the Playbook Goes Paperless

The old playbook was all about helping you know the right time to go for it
A Cowboy Can Hold His Liquor; You Can Hold Your Questions

Quick Draw McGraw taught us that in the wild wild west it’s better… shoot first and ask questions late… But Quick Bluff McGruff the Cyb… knows that on the World Wide Web…
Risk-taking Requires Self-discipline and Humility

Never get greedy Always cut your losses And remember that it’s better to be lucky than good and it’s bad luck to be so good th…
We All Die, but at the Risk of Stating the Obvious, It’s Because We All Yet Live

Life is trying So Die trying
She Drives Me Crazy

I don’t get mad I get odd



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