What is the culture war really bei… The battlefield is littered with c… Those clues are our dead bodies That still walk And talk

Every story has side effects but the side effects from true sto… may be life threatening

The difference between A garden variety bullshitter And a bullshit artist Is that bullshitting is easy But a bullshit artist

The difference between poisonous snakes and venomous human beings is that when the snake bites you and explains

You can either learn to ride a bik… with no hands in order to show off or to free your hands for another task

Only a poet Can accurately describe anything More accurately A poet can describe anything Except himself

In becoming a celebrity a person meets the same kind of de… that a tree does in becoming a Christmas tree– embalmed in sugar

The Cheshire Cat and Schrodinger’s Cat couldn’t agree on a place to meet

Secure in my authenticity I thought I’d avoided that trap which had ensnared so many of my g… the safety of ironic distance– until I realized that

I thought I’d flown the co-op by living off the grid And yet I’m still a chicken only now I’m on the skids So I’ve up and joined a commune

You may think that the unconscious Is there to protect you from seein… How the sausage is made Because if you knew You wouldn’t want to eat it

Human beings evolved to avoid face-to-face conflict which was why until very recently everybody was talking behind each…

God’s loyalty is only matched By His Demands The most demanding of which is equ… And by His rewards The most rewarding of which remain…

I wish I could be the Lone Ranger Instead like everyone else I’m the known stranger