Like you I was born for greatness And, like you My call to greatness is “A great disturbance in the Force…

An ideology will fail when followers are asked to believ… despite the fact that it isn’t tru… but will succeed as soon as those followers believe

When I think of everything God has done for me I cry like Crying Jordan Would you believe With God

We are sleeping on God And our slumber is What keeps God up at night Worried we won’t make it home Where the heart is

A funny thing happened when I told them that you can either laugh or you can cr… No one laughed but for a second

Life’s a lot easier Once you realize that All truths are hard truths

Everyone has a shoe size and a city size– I wear an 11 and a half and a 600,000

At first moving heaven and earth is its own reward because it’s hell on wheels But self-flagellation

Notice how the giraffe evolved so that its neck is precisely long… to reach the water when it bends d…

Having given up On heaven No one Recognizes hell

Every time I screw up God says what He has to say and then He says Over and I always think

The first half of life: If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it The second half of life: If you can’t fix it

If you want to feel a little bit guilty just break a rule or two But if you want to feel well and truly guilty

Nobody invents themselves so we’re left to choose between perfecting or reinventing ourselve… Nobody’s perfect of course

You don’t have to have children To help raise the children And you can have children Without working at it Raising children