What is the darkness of evil? It is closing your eyes out of fea… But believing yourself blind When all you need do Is open your eyes

The original version’s working title was The Giveth and Taketh Away Tree but Silverstein couldn’t get it published

The amygdala tags memories such th… emotional events receive priority so when you rely on how you rememb… you’re trusting how you felt as if it weren’t always the case t…

God’s relationship with us Is on a need-to-know basis: Whatever we need to know He will tell us– In fact, He already has

On Fresh Air they always mention that their rock historian lives in France as if he were in exile from rock a… the same way James Joyce wrote ab…

We used to be able to talk to each… About the world Because we could always say Present company excluded But now that every screen

The first and most important task when you’re joining a non-hierarch… is finding out who’s really in charge The first and most important task

When people say I live on my phone I wonder how they withstand the pr… Of eight tons per square inch

In Judaism The three most important prohibiti… Idolatry, adultery, and murder In idolatry you abandon God In adultery you abandon your soulm…

A leader attracts a following The following attracts a crowd The crowd mobs the leader The leader forms a mob The mob goes mental

God is the storm un– til He becomes your shelter from the storm. Amen

It happened to me That I happened to be And before I knew what was happen… I’d happened upon a crowd Who happened to have some Grey Po…

Social media submission guidelines… Submissions mustn’t be original wo… Submissions must be exclusive but the exclusion must be implicit… Submissions are always already ove…

The only stipulation they put on our capitulation was against any abrogation in accepting their congratulations

Peanut butter’s not very good by itself but chocolate is Because I’m not very religious it’s important for me