On business trips to Moscow I never wear my three piece suit

Only a fool believes that the river obeys the riverbed

Tired of my pre-contemplation phas… God sent me my wife Who Contemplated me during the honeymo… Prepared me for fatherhood

I knew Remain was in trouble when they announced that a vote fo… was also a vote in favor of renami… Brexit McBrexitface

You must go on. I can’t go on. I’ll ramble on.

“You want fries with that?” used to be a line to mock the working poor How ironic that “You want fries with that?”

Regarding electric vehicles, if you give Americans a choice eventually they will make the necessary choice But if you give them

There’s nothing you can say to me that I haven’t already ignored

Everyone wants to live forever because fear is self-perpetuating No one wants to overcome the fear… because courage is selfless

Because bodies make a fart joke of… etiquette used to dictate that whe… passed gas at, e.g., a dinner part… the polite thing to do was to pret… the fart never happened

Optimism Hope without optimism Hope against hope Unconditional surrender Noncontingent being

Where the Cold War was Spy vs. Spy The Psyberwar is Psy vs. Psy

A long time ago I received my mission statement: The best version of myself isn’t t… I’m currently on my ten thousandth… Trying to figure out what this mea…

At first everyone was to be followed by a p… to protect us from terrorists or kill us if we were terrorists But then it was decided that

We guard the thin line between love and hate by loving more But we cross the thin line between self-love and self-hate