They say that it is impossible To travel at the speed of light But slow and steady Always wins the race Because it is actually

I used to have my own opinions then I started sharing them

Everybody talks about the lack of movies for grown-ups but no one mentions the absence of grown-ups Of course, without grown-ups

Life’s a lot easier Once you realize that All truths are hard truths

If husbands were like pro basketball players I’d be an all star but one with an exceptionally low trade value

Many people think of life as a gift but to me it’s more like

There was no end in sight but we put an end to that by losing our sight And all we could hear was the sound of violence

Naturally, we all want the very be… Only to discover That there is a lot of work involv… For something which in this world You can never have

I was never one for playing the field but I was really good at standing on the sideline worrying over my equipment

Maybe We’re all Late bloomers

As usual, the materialist is half-… When he insists life (By which he means his life) Is no laughing matter But he will remain a halfwit until

In order to minimize intra-tribal… while aggressively pursuing class… progressive educated elites turn t… like common schoolyard bullies And the fact that you can only

The best part about Being a part of something great Is that I get to do my part

Of what value Would be my love If I could not Give my life for it Our (patent) pending immortality,…

She went to law school; I bet it all on brick ov– en pita and lost