As the new Assistant to the Deput… your primary initial responsibilit… 1) Establishing détente between wo… and paleo dietary restriction fact… while maintaining the dining hall’…
When life gives you A bottomless pit Fill it with Bottomless fries
The blood-brain barrier is semiper… Because your heart pumps out love By the truckload
Nothing is more anathema to our ti… than a phrase that was still secon… just five minutes ago: May the best man win To understand everything we’ve los…
The difference between art and rea… is that the artist is doomed to re… the triumphs of the past
Our view from the mor– al high ground was blocked by the Mt. Rushmore of golf
Six days of innovation One day of relaxation I guarantee: Creation!
Your life, like everyone else’s will eventually accept death’s pro… and maybe it’s because from the moment you were born death has been saying yes to life
If you made a Venn Diagram of my office and a coal mine the only thing you’d put where the… is the canary we keep by the copie… If the canary is dead
When my father-in-law dusted the cobwebs off our front p… they were back within the week It is hard to feel sorry for a spe… that has negligible capacities for…
The biggest risk of immortality is the lack of risk Chances are you’ll be bored to dea… for all eternity
Darth Vader. Only you could be so bored.
Leave children to their own device… And they will say Let’s play Give kids devices And they’ll say
It’s not a real collection Unless It’s unsatisfying It’s not real money Until
Post-Enlightenment Secular Mater… Terminated in the pandemic lockdow… You could say The End of History Came after all
