I may not be the man who has everything but I’m the man who knows what to get for the man who has everything

Feminism’s big mistake is thinking it can use a power vac… to clean up the patriarchy’s mess

If you want to feel a little bit guilty just break a rule or two But if you want to feel well and truly guilty

Now you only get to choose which hill you’re going to comply on

God loves you more than anyone els… But if you live in denial of this Inevitably you will come to believ… You are your own biggest fan As you stalk yourself

Our central moral sentiment– that doing the right thing is its… hasn’t done us much good because through it we live in deni… that in this world

All behavior is purposeful and all behavior is self-serving until you realize that all behavior is self-serving which is when you find out what ha…

Happy me, happy precis: Happy wife, happy life

That wasn’t the sky Falling on your head That was the truth gone to ground By playing dead

To break up with your significant other just say I need space To break it off

In cyberspace Nothing remains to be seen Because the fourth dimension isn’t… It’s money

When I caught my wife cutting up… she said it was to prevent birds getting stuck in them like six-pac…

In theory rule by consensus sounds more democratic but in practice it leads to hung juries

Antizionism feels powerful Because it claims the authority Of giving permission to hate But the feeling is soon vanquished Requiring another hit of hate

In the same Talking Heads song the “road to nowhere” is both a “road to paradise” and the way “they can tell you what to… and “make a fool of you”