When I was a child Parents sent their kids Outside to play Now we treat children Like little adults

The turning point came after I pegged my happi– ness to the dollar

The ego is like a booster rocket That starts out incredibly massive But sheds its size As it delivers its payload– The soul–

Once I realized that I wasn’t afraid of sky diving just that my parachute wouldn’t op… I was able to conquer my fear without ever leaving the ground

All plants and animals die But only human life is A near-death experience Immortality, then Wil be the death of man

When I was a young man I couldn’t see the forest for the trees Now that I am old and wise I can’t see the forest

Just as He covered 2/3 of the Ear… God made us each 2/3 water To make it obvious But not too obvious That we don’t ever die

If you’re locked out of your house you can die from exposure but if you’re locked in your house you can die from overexposure

Beauty is in the eye of the stockholder

The human condition is either thinking that we’re free when we’re actually held captive or thinking that we’re captive when we’re actually free

He should have said: If everything is permitted then God does not exist

I never really knew what postmodern meant until I moved to the internet when from time to time

We can’t tell you how anything wor… It’s computers? Nothing works? This party rules! It’s not the only party in town

The lion hasn’t lain down with the lamb if, in its slumber the lion dreams it’s a lamb

If a tree falls in the forest and your husband is there does it make a sound