A movement can only cohere around a shared wish and the left sticks together by collectively wishing that Jews deserve what they get
I know how it must sound– A two-year long two—week lockdown— But let me expound And dish the lowdown: What we fear’s a hoedown
The only thing Bigger than my ego Is God’s plan for me
Humble pie is A required taste Until it becomes An acquired taste
Mid-life is when you realize you’re in a clown car The end of life is about accepting that of all the clowns
I don’t have a TV because I would watch it Instead, I watch my mouth
Thinking the best of myself My best thinking Got me here, Before God
The world has gone to heck And heck is hell Minus the pleasure
The difference between A garden variety bullshitter And a bullshit artist Is that bullshitting is easy But a bullshit artist
A being becomes human when you add meaning
In a great leap forward Nanotech reduced life To avoiding death By turning life Into a video game
The easiest way to tell that climate change is a new religion is that it allows for plenty of missed deadlines
During the rodeo clown shortage nobody thought that the rodeo mime… but the mimes surprised everyone distracting the bulls by silently evoking the dignity
It’s a modern miracle: With social media You can finally Have your fake And be it too
For years I sojourned as a humble… Hanging all my hopes On one day emerging as a brilliant… For my moment in the sun Inching ever forward towards the s…