Putin lost his mind then he lost his war then he lost his job or Putin dropped the mask
The human capacity for love is perfectly equaled by the human capacity for aggression The chances that these two traits would have been selected for
She believed me when I said that my life was based on a true story
In all my dreams of flying my life has come
The pursuit of fame is the human equivalent of a dog chasing its own tail
The moment I think It’s beneath me the solid ground collapses into a sinkhole where I remain
In the latest version of doublespe… A rhetorical question Is shrouded in a question
God is one And God is the one that got away But God is still the one that’s got a way
If we’re to believe the internet a hero’s journey consists of a hero who goes on an adventure, is victorious in a decisive crisis… and comes home changed or transfor…
You bet your bottom dollar I’ll bet the bottom of my heart
If you want to remain married one partner should stay busy moving the goalposts while the other focuses on running out the clock
I always thought saying slide trombone was like saying pizza pie until I heard about the valve trombone
When someone says Ask me anything You wonder what you’re not allowed… But that’s exactly what you can’t… Because they don’t know
You can’t take both forks in the road but you can overpack
Accustomed to the view from their… the rich had no idea they were fas… a very steep waterfall
