Ours was the first all you can eat… to earn a coveted Michelin star and I always thought it was becaus… when you ordered the whole enchila… it came with bottomless fries
Strange how we’re so worried about Artificial Intelligence taking ov… when we’ve long since succumbed to Artificial Emotional Intelligence in the belief that if we
It turns out they were right when they removed the self-destruc… explaining You won’t be needing this anymore now that you have autocorrect
Living well Means accepting risk Living hell Is risk-free
I’m still the kind of person who is shocked that you can run out of gas and run out of luck at the exact same time
Higher education purports to prepare you for life when really it exists to indebt you for life, expanding campus ideology
There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and antisemitism
Our view from the mor– al high ground was blocked by the Mt. Rushmore of golf
My first meeting with God was ver… I knocked on the door and said “Excuse me?” God didn’t look up from what He w… As He calmly and firmly explained
You can never be happy with what you have; on– ly with what you lack
In Mexico City men never wear shorts and if that’s where my anxiety dreams are set they could represent
We’ll never win a power struggle But that’s never stopped us trying And we always end up tying Because our fates are tied togethe…
In my culture low hanging fruit is considered a delicacy
As users of language we give off meaning the same way that plants as users of sunlight give off oxygen
The answer man is left with a ques… What does a woman want? The question woman is stuck with a… A good man is hard to find but eas…
