When I listen to the blues I can’t stop thinking of advice I’d give

The rise in sales of cruelty-free products exactly tracks the increased rate at which its consumers visit cruelty upon

In the first take of Braveheart’s… Mel Gibson directed William Wall… “Freedom and responsibility!” But as a practiced antisemite Gibson quickly realized his error

There’s a groove I’ve been going… just between heroic and anti-heroi… that’s perfectly romantic But betwixt the truth-teller and the soothsayer

At bottom freedom consists of the possibility that you are wrong

I’d always said Que sera, sera expecting the last guffaw Instead it’s a last hurrah before one or the other coups d’et…

It’s not just that “Man is wolf to man” It’s that he has always known this about himself and yet

Sex is like The world’s most powerful wild ani… And we are to ride it Since it is the only force strong… For the building and maintenance o…

Wash, Rinse, Reinterpret

Everybody knows that Jews are indigenous to Israe… that they were frogmarched out into the oft-deadly diaspora by th… and that they have openly and

When people meet me they typically think I’m a sensitive guy but later they realize I’m a time sensitive guy

If you want to know what the quarantine was like for me walk a mile in my new leather sweatpants

The US Constitution rules out cruel and unusual punishment but that and a nickel will get you 1% of a cup of coffee now that cruelty is the usual

People want to get rich because they think money will make them happy People want to stay rich because they know that money

It is said that The truth will set you free And while this may be true It goes without saying that Lies will give you power over othe…