I’ve done the math: In regards to #1 #1a is sadly mistaken
A charmed half-life is the time taken to lower your expectations to half their original value
If: “The unconscious is structured lik… Then: The ego is structured like a trans… of that language into the mother t…
God’s command to cells was slightly different: be fruitful and divide
I know a guy who knows Paul Simon who told me the real reason for th… was that Paul got sick of Garfunk… stalling for thyme
If you don’t trust God You try to control others But eventually find That you can’t control those Who trust in God
Poets are to their poems As parents are to their children Preparing them for the world Without knowing what they will do
My biggest mistake In fantasy football Is expecting today To be like yesterday Come to think of it
I may look like a tall glass of water but be– ware, I’m half empty
We have passed from an age of temporary solutions for permanent… consider religion and death– to an era of permanent solutions for temporary…
I was an idea man with one good idea and I have no idea why they stole my idea of a good t… when they could just have it
When space is finite we need to share which is colloquially known as using the Force When cyberspace is infinite
American Express changed its slog… “Don’t leave home without it” to “Don’t live life without it” in acknowledgement that
The funny thing is if you’re continually nervous about getting into a wreck you become a nervous wreck and then
Our phones are latched to our face… Exactly like the Facehugger in Al… Rendering us passive As our phones insert the bioweapon We call fear
