Like Ikea fur– niture, I am difficult to put together
You’ll know you’re but a prop In someone else’s mise en scene When, after the photo op And the choir’s said amen You’re left to close up shop
Old habits are hard to break but impossible to make New habits, like flossing, are easy to make
In failing to put the I in team I took the erotic out of neurotic
By Jove, the easi– est way to work on yourself is to get married
A rational actor knows a thing or… First, he knows that by definition a solution solves a problem Second, he knows that
Because the ego mustn’t know its real mission lest it go back on accepting it, this message will self-destruct five seconds before life begins:
In a bit of irony the only thing that both sides can agree on is that a win-win is intolerable
Mehmet Murat ildan is correct when he says “Man has only one face, but a thousand masks” I would only add that
Decisions my wife doesn’t make are settled by stare decisis
The state of nature, where there’s Something for everyone To fear Monotheism, where there’s Something for everyone
For years I sojourned as a humble… Hanging all my hopes On one day emerging as a brilliant… For my moment in the sun Inching ever forward towards the s…
Time is a one way road that only goes forward so that you know which direction t… but you can still go the wrong way down a one way road
You’re not allowed to copy from your neighbor because you’re supposed to copy from your teacher
Thanks to his bifocals Ben Franklin could see that while we might look like bald… up close we’re clearly turkeys
