A desire Needn’t ever be fulfilled Because in desire I have all That I will ever need
In the end no one could be held accountable for the catastrophe not because there weren’t plenty of warning signs
The smartest gal in the room Is the one who realizes All the adults in the room Are emotional children Behaving like holy terrors
Mid-life is when you realize you’re in a clown car The end of life is about accepting that of all the clowns
Our view from the mor– al high ground was blocked by the Mt. Rushmore of golf
The cause of it all Is infinite possibility So, you can do anything You set your mind to So long as you maintain
We lost our way when we ran out of time and into eternity because space without time
It’s important to me to live in a… with museums, big league sports, n… so that I can enjoy staying home Baltimore has a subway I’ve never… When I lived in Los Angeles I ac…
If you want to win friends and inf… Find out what they care about (This is easy) Ask them about it (This is significantly harder)
I will gladly suffer fools for love
Miss Suzie had a scapegoat The scapegoat was Hillel Miss Suzie went to heaven The scapegoat went to Hello terminator
A grown up is someone who knows the right thing to do and does it anyway
An individual is someone who must… With the fact that he could be wro… And there’s no way to know for sur… But the choice must still be made The internet offers certainty
I put out a comedy album Side A was called Wins Side B was called Losses Only one side was funny
I fist met Cap’n Crunch back when he was 2nd Lieutenant C… He did this weird thing where he’d… in the powdered milk powder and sa… Stays crunchy even in milk!