If things feel prearranged it’s because you’ve already rearranged

God is the storm un– til He becomes your shelter from the storm. Amen

If my peccadillos Are mere cigarillos Why is my hide as thick as an arma…

Step up to bat– It’s you against the world First base– Doubt yourself Second base–

You don’t have to have children To help raise the children And you can have children Without working at it Raising children

We ask people How are you doing? because it’s the easiest way to prevent them from actually telling us how they are doing

There is only one product but infinite ways to package it

Insanity is also seeing people do the same thing over and over again and expecting them to let you cons…

Happiness is the moment after the weight of the world is lifted from your shoulders and before it lands on your toe

I’ve been running the numbers and the running joke that we’re running the show will keep everyone running in plac… until they all start running for t…

The One Ring had it backwards The one thing that bestows power is

Caught between a rock and a hard p… we will sink or swim: Sink like a rock or swim in a hard place– the opposite of walking on water–

I won the day when my antagonist branded me a reactionary because, of course, I’m an overreactionary

In Rodin’s famous sculpture The Thinker The subject, deep in thought Rests his chin on the back of his… There are memes on the internet in…

Puzzles can be solved Problems can only be exchanged