The screen you’re looking at seven hours a day is actually a magnifying glass

Secure in my authenticity I thought I’d avoided that trap which had ensnared so many of my g… the safety of ironic distance– until I realized that

Ignorance is bliss but playing dumb hollows out the abyss

I went to a personal branding work… only to find that my most marketab… leveraging value from a lack of or… lends itself more to generics

My organizing principle Is that everyone wants to be princ… Unless they realize that God is p… And that for God Everyone is principal

Narrow minds see The narrow odds of making their es… Cleaving to the straight and narro… They’ve cleaved the path in two And because they can still see no…

My fellow Americans Where once we shared a collective… We called the will of the people That simultaneously tamed and expr… We have now regressed to the preci…

Counterintuitively AI’s two primary tasks– No one will ever get bored And Nothing will ever happen–

Given a ship that would never sink we proceeded to run it aground in search of

I wear black socks On the outside Because black is how I feel In the onside

When an American marries into a brood of Scots it’s a matter of when and not if we overdo it with the family tarta…

I want to believe in God I believe in UFOs I don’t believe in recycling I don’t want to believe in what th…

The best way to control somebody Is to divide the mind from the bod… Because the body is where the soul…

If you pursue any vice long enough you’ll either become bored or addi… scratch that– you’ll either become bored and qui… or bored and addicted

By hook or by crook I do it all by the book