The number one cause of divorce Is holding a grudge We are divorced from reality Because we hold a grudge against t… We resent the truth

Ever since I got my first smartphone it feels like I’m visiting a museum and all the decent human beings

My life was about to go down the drain but the drain was clogged

Because, per Morrissey “We hate it when our friends becom… we got rid of success by eliminating all competition except for the number of friends

The arts say What can’t be said While agitprop tells us What can be said In a game of

I can love God forever Or I can have a beautiful bust of… And gaze upon it until I die Or, even better Upload the image of my bust to the…

Our first category mistake was believing that the Real has me… when the Real is absolutely meanin… only the Symbolic has any meaning This evolved into our second categ…

At night in the city you can only see three stars but you still have to give them five stars

I trusted the process It wrought processed food I’m still processing

I’ve reached the age where getting ready for bed is like preparing for a spacewalk

In theory rule by consensus sounds more democratic but in practice it leads to hung juries

A being becomes human when you add meaning

The biggest stumbling block in bel… that God is in control is further accepting that He put us in charge

I’ve been racking my brains for the perfect response to accusations of perfectionism only to land at a conundrum: a confession of false modesty is

The old playbook was all about helping you know the right time to go for it