X marks the spot where cyborgs will receive their o– ver-the-air updates

Marriage is the only place I’m neither feature nor bug but both

You know a hipster is aging gracef… When he comes to see that Objects in mirror Are closer than they appear

I was struggling to decide Whether music is more defined by t… “90’s music is obviously the great… Or by type– “Grunge is so underrated, it’s ove…

It’s still wise not to panic but now it’s because you need to keep your powder dry for a moral panic

The duel with yourself is whether Your life will be a duel with God Or a duel against others This is the fight of your life And you have two hands

Higher education purports to prepare you for life when really it exists to indebt you for life, expanding campus ideology

When the doyennes of progressive a… “From the river to the sea is an a… human rights, and peaceful coexist… Bernard-Henri Levy helpfully tran… “‘From the river to the sea’, whic…

A fishbowl made of screen glass is a fishbowl made for one that is magically adjacent to every other fishbowl in this world we conjured where

You’ll know that you are living on easy street when it’s a dead end street

The prevailing mood was that of a nuclear submarine having failed to deter Armageddon

If you want to ruin a man give him what he wants– This is the devil’s only secret

We had a perfect plan for putting the genie back in the bottle but to get the genie out we had shattered the bottle

What I lack in subtlety I make up for in volume

In person we can struggle for equality Online we’ve already achieved