I’m getting much better at recognizing my wife’s subtle hi… like when she recently put mosquit… over her side of the bed

Big Brother used to just Cross his fingers To avoid telling the truth Then uncrossed them into a V for Vacancy

In his weekend forays for psilocyb… he had always been wary of poisono… but he never accounted for the con… that did him in in the end

We’ve taken the mystery out of lif… Which makes this a murder mystery Because in choosing immortality We are killing ourselves More accurately, then

I’ve never won an argument with my wife but since I learned to let her have the last word I’ve consistently covered the spre…

Heads I bite my tongue Tails You cut it off

I bought a Toyota because it’s bulletproof to compensate for the fact that I’m not even rubber bulletproof

A movement can only cohere around a shared wish and the left sticks together by collectively wishing that Jews deserve what they get

The internet is based on sensual p… Minus three or four of the senses And one or two dimensions of space…

Our big mistake is thinking a leap of faith is a tandem parachute jump where God pulls the parachute and you float gently down

According to Exxon Mobil absolute solar power corrupts absolutely

To elide is to join together by omitting The world elides Jews abide

The only way to know you’re not paranoid is to stay connected at all times so you can rest assured

My wife is philosophically opposed to my habit of justifying things, say a bag of the really good kind… with the phrase: I deserve it