Maybe We’re all Late bloomers

On Fresh Air they always mention that their rock historian lives in France as if he were in exile from rock a… the same way James Joyce wrote ab…

I have what I need I know what I want I do all that I can until my day… My God does all the rest Or

If you accept this mission This message will self-destruct In five seconds So that you can be born believing… Which is the necessary condition

There’s only one way To win a game of chicken But there are two ways to lose And the only chance of victory Is knowing ahead of time

The only thing harder in sports Than hitting a baseball Is writing This maxim applies to every human… Especially writing

Beware the self-loathing salesman who loves what he does– If you buy what he’s selling then you bought it because you broke it

Desire is a tautology rendering each of us a failed ouroboros as dogs chasing our own tails

I have a different problem: there are no feelings to express my words

Like Jacob If you wrestle with the divine Through the darkest hours You will get hurt and limp away Which we call experiencing loss

All fiction Is serious fiction Because all fiction Is life and death Everything on the internet

Decisions my wife doesn’t make are settled by stare decisis

How do I love me? Let me count t… I love me to the depths of my stom… and when in line in front of a lum… I’ll take the last fried rice in t… I love me to the level of Wall St…

I brought a wife To a gun fight Don’t worry You haven’t met my wife