The distance between zero and one is infinitely greater than the distance between one and infinity

People who enter a plea of I’m sorry if you were offended are bargaining for a sentence of time served reckoning they’ll have got off sco…

Social media submission guidelines… Submissions mustn’t be original wo… Submissions must be exclusive but the exclusion must be implicit… Submissions are always already ove…

Is being a conformist without a cause enough to qualify me as an antihero

Let’s call the before times “The… It’s not what you know It’s who you know But after the social media It’s not who you know

Marriage is the only place I’m neither feature nor bug but both

AI didn’t write this poem; it wrote the algorithm that decided whether or not you would read it

An overreaction used to tell you who was guilty Now it’s just another link in

Because bodies make a fart joke of… etiquette used to dictate that whe… passed gas at, e.g., a dinner part… the polite thing to do was to pret… the fart never happened

When the cat’s away the mice will be paralyzed by all the choices

I’ve long since stopped working on myself but I work overtime on my curated self

My wife is philosophically opposed to my habit of justifying things, say a bag of the really good kind… with the phrase: I deserve it

Maybe We’re all Late bloomers

I don’t have any delusions of grandeur; I have delusions of posthumous grandeur that would retroactively nullify

Known knowns: Who I think you think I am Known unknowns: Who you think I am Unknown unknowns: