In the latest version of doublespe… A rhetorical question Is shrouded in a question

I fist met Cap’n Crunch back when he was 2nd Lieutenant C… He did this weird thing where he’d… in the powdered milk powder and sa… Stays crunchy even in milk!

This is going nowhere so, by all means let’s keep going

The quartermaster is responsible f… and nothing more Some of you will be content to half-ass the rest of it Some of you will be willing to ris…

The bell curve is the Serpent With the lump in the middle Who ate Adam and Eve By convincing us we’re all mostly… But we’ve proven indigestible

You can’t study for the purity test but you can copy from your neighbor

Question: What do you want the mo… Answer: The most. This is how you know The devil is always cheating you Because desire is neither

Quick Draw McGraw taught us that in the wild wild west it’s better… shoot first and ask questions late… But Quick Bluff McGruff the Cyb… knows that on the World Wide Web…

Now that mindfulness is the official state religion the attention economy will be centrally planned

Everyone thinks Vladimir and Estr… stay together because they’re both waiting for Godot when really it’s their mutual disdain for Wile E. Coyote

If as according to us their problem is being worse than… at least they can get better But our problem

We confuse freedom for the act of choosing when our frontal lobe has no choice but to choose just as a heart must beat

I have a prediction to make: We can’t predict the ending But when it’s all said and done Everything will seem obvious For example,

You need a high in– come to claim the moral high ground on your taxes

The two-week lockdown To bend the curve Turned into a year-and-a-half That bent our minds When