By Jove, the easi– est way to work on yourself is to get married

I dream in color but my interpretations are in black and white

A rational actor knows a thing or… First, he knows that by definition a solution solves a problem Second, he knows that

I used to think the way it works i… if it’s true then you believe it Later, I thought if you believe it

If you give people enough space You’ll be amazed By their flexibility If you give people enough cyberspa… You’ll be aghast

Originally it was about Michael Bike and called Bike Rider

The answer man is left with a ques… What does a woman want? The question woman is stuck with a… A good man is hard to find but eas…

In a real life version of the ugly duckling discovering h… I was the reject popsicle stick who at long last found out I was a handy tongue depressor

At the end of The Sorcerer’s App… as chaos reaches a crescendo the sorcerer appears just in time and sets things back in order Apprenticed to no one,

What is wrong with the world today?: Dear Sir or Madam, You are.

Mid-life is when you realize you’re in a clown car The end of life is about accepting that of all the clowns

AI is a genie in a bottle that can only grant one wish: the wish for

That wasn’t the sky Falling on your head That was the truth gone to ground By playing dead

When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs

Science was happily letting the cat out of the bag until Schrodinger’s Cat was found in and out of the bag at the same time