We’re told the space between galaxies is expanding but mightn’t the space within galaxies

The internet is king And every social media post the sw… Screening out anyone who sees in t… The red flag of totalitarianism And only letting through

“Did you know that your brain regularly fills in for missing information, much of the time without you even knowing that this is going on?” “(I)t happens so very quickly and without con...

When I was a baby My mother wiped my bum Social media, then, is the fountai… As I become its obedient child Every time it wipes my memory

Bureaucracy’s biggest sin Is malingering as democracy– Bureaucracy sees the will of the p… As a form of madness But pretends to follow the will of…

What do you call it when people are so bored that they start playing with fire and soon enough find themselves fighting fire with fire

The first half of life: Did I say that? The second half of life: I did say that The end of life:

She was so cool that even her periods were fashionably late

If you’re going to take sick leave… take FMLA

Love may never win but love always ties

People keep repeating the same mis… Until they learn their lesson But what if the lesson is that History repeats itself? If you’ve skimmed your Nietzsche

When people give you the silent treatment have them put it in writing

My wife fixed me with a stare that said Really, what haven’t you done for…

The struggle to become an individual in no way implies the need to be unique

So, how did we survive? We felt God’s Presence OMG, we would have never thought…