For those who are real– ly asking, the truth is al– ways multi-tasking

It’s obvious that God is doing us… But it’s less widely acknowledged… God calls in all His favors And the only way to return the fav… Is to try and do the impossible

Aristocracy failed because it couldn’t keep some of the people happy all of the time Democracy is failing because

Freedom looks like Total autonomy When really, it’s The deepest connection

Once again, we find ourselves unable to avoid asking– Why do so many people hate Jews to the point of wanting to see the… But let’s refine the question,

The biggest change in my lifetime Has been the change in the meaning… They don’t have a prayer It used to mean They don’t have a chance

Liberalism is a gift That can only be received from Go… Sourced anywhere else It becomes a debt That can never be repaid

Hook-up apps have given intimacy all the allure of an oil change

Pacifism is the ultimate weapon For if you can prohibit your enemy From defending himself Then all that’s left Is to love him to death

There is only one way to claim moral authority: Convincing others that they are the authority in their own life And based on exhaustive research

Your ego has you fooled To stop playing the fool Start identifying with your soul And as soon as you do You’ll begin to see the ego

A boundary is a line until you cross it when it becomes a binding leaving you all tied up with nowhere to go

It turns out that the afterlife is only as long as you can keep the exit interview go…

Somewhere between 27% and 53% of… none of which students can legally… is wasted Let’s split the difference and call it 40%

You and God are like socks– No matter how far apart you get You are still a pair You and God are also like pants– Even though you are forever one