All sense of control is an illusio… except for the control you feel in letting go of your need for contro… handing it over to God or to other people

I’ve been racking my brains for the perfect response to accusations of perfectionism only to land at a conundrum: a confession of false modesty is

The most hellish aspect of hell is how some of the people there don’t mind it at all

In the real world there is no plot to speak of but plot devices everywhere

When the ruffian challenges the professional by querying Am I here to amuse you? the professional displays his domi…

Post-pandemic life is like being a… Who comes home only to find Her parents have replaced Her obviously dead goldfish With a new one

My favorite tennis player of all time is the Frenchman Guy Forget because man always forgets

What I lack in hygiene I make up for in sleep hygiene

The best way to control somebody Is to divide the mind from the bod… Because the body is where the soul…

The faceless horde finds strength in numbers by losing themselves in the crowd But when your numbers are small

A grown up is someone who knows the right thing to do and does it anyway

There’s always a deadline when I read a lifeline so I’ll cut right to the chase: Conjoined with your avatar you will live forever

You can either learn to ride a bik… with no hands in order to show off or to free your hands for another task

Because it’s so hellacious transmuting lead into gold the people pleaser finds it heavenly to degrade gold into lead

Ours was the first all you can eat… to earn a coveted Michelin star and I always thought it was becaus… when you ordered the whole enchila… it came with bottomless fries