I was caught between a rock and a hard place unable to decide on a way out Instead, you decided on me

In a nice turn of phrase Freud called the process by which… The dream work In that process, of course My wishes are fulfilled

I’ve never won an argument with my wife but since I learned to let her have the last word I’ve consistently covered the spre…

Everybody knows that Jews are indigenous to Israe… that they were frogmarched out into the oft-deadly diaspora by th… and that they have openly and

The world is An interrogation room And God is behind The two-way mirror

The difference between God and human beings Is that God gives you what you deserve Which is always what you need

On business trips to Moscow I never wear my three piece suit

The ego is like a booster rocket That starts out incredibly massive But sheds its size As it delivers its payload– The soul–

It would have been enough Had God merely kept His promises But since He knows a thing or two About human psychology God always under-promises and over…

When the whole world is a disaster area everyone becomes a comic relief worker

When I was a baby My mother wiped my bum Social media, then, is the fountai… As I become its obedient child Every time it wipes my memory

It’s almost impossible to tell the difference between self-effacement and self-abasement In the former he stays down to earth

I was always trying to find The signal in the noise Until I found God And discovered that It’s all signal

If you travel through time it’s always the best of times and the worst of times; it’s just the ratio

Life’s unhappiest surprises always come from those you’ve known forever without ever knowing the score but now you will