Apocalypse now in the eternal now

Losing what you never had is only possible when you look for it exactly where it never was

I always thought saying slide trombone was like saying pizza pie until I heard about the valve trombone

In the first take of Braveheart’s… Mel Gibson directed William Wall… “Freedom and responsibility!” But as a practiced antisemite Gibson quickly realized his error

If you’ve seen one mirror you’ve seen them all

We think of death As the worst-case scenario But what if In the best-case scenario Death is the answer to a question?

It feels like I’m writ– ing an unauthorized au– tobiography

As an American I have a posteriori knowledge that Americans pretend without reason to a priori knowledge of the other

This is a much simpler question than What does a woman want? Hamas wants to kill all Jews in Israel

The surest way to know That God is always there for us Is that we always have a choice This is why religion and liberalis… Are a match made in heaven

You can only e– ver explain things with that which cannot be explained

The opposite of modest isn’t immodest, it’s honest The opposite of immodest is confident

Today’s peace movement, in a nutsh… Do what we do Not what we say And we say we come in peace Because we’re mostly peaceful

God’s hand Is a fist Until the moment You come to fear God

By hook or by crook I do it all by the book