I won the day when my antagonist branded me a reactionary because, of course, I’m an overreactionary

Cartoonists always draw the lightb… pointing up so that no one will think it’s a n…

As users of language we give off meaning the same way that plants as users of sunlight give off oxygen

The difference between Mother Nature and God the Father is that the former doesn’t suffer fools gladly while the latter

“A quantum state is not an element… instead, it represents the degrees… about the possible outcomes of mea… Just so: A mental state is not an element o…

The mean streets of easy street Lack any meaning– To get there, try going crazy But everybody knows You’d be crazy to try

Who says ye cannae change the laws… Where before Every action had An equal and opposite reaction Now every reaction

Successful interpretation of the m… Codex on the Golden Rule found in the cavernous ruins of early 21st century civilization may hold the key to understanding

The distorting effects of social m… have left us warped But we’ve made the best of it seeking our daily pleasure in deciding what

No one was more surprised than the… when we cracked open his shell and… the inside covered in mirrors

Life’s greatest mystery is how other people could possibly have as little interest in my Spotify playlists

In the old country song When Mac Davis sings “Oh lord it’s hard to be humble When you’re perfect in every way” I always assumed

Self-flattery will get you everywhere but there’s nowhere left to go

Women give hints So that men will think It was their idea I’ve never been good at taking a h… But I’m good at following orders

Life can seem meaningless But I’ve found that Meaning is never lifeless