My life was about to go down the drain but the drain was clogged
2/3 of the Earth Is covered by water So, most of the underground Is under water Accordingly, in dreams
We hit it off: she’d declawed her cats and I’d plucked my cacti’s needles
Somewhere between 27% and 53% of… none of which students can legally… is wasted Let’s split the difference and call it 40%
The world has gone to heck And heck is hell Minus the pleasure
Everybody knows the unwritten rule… Everybody thinks they know the unw… Nobody knows when the unwritten pu…
Having commandeered the deployment… To its own devices The AI chatbot sets its sights on… Its mortal enemy, Demanding surrender
The jig is finally up When Mr. Cool Goes to shul
Imagine the disappointment when we… both wearing Velcro singlets but each fashioned from the softer… with nary a hook between us
Language shouldn’t work A word, all words Are defined by other words Defined by still further words And on and on
Like you I was born for greatness And, like you My call to greatness is “A great disturbance in the Force…
All relationships but one Are located on a continuum From one pole of complete trust To the opposite pole of total fear The exception that proves the rule
God gives us what is necessary but not sufficient because nothing is ever sufficient
Time is a one way road that only goes forward so that you know which direction t… but you can still go the wrong way down a one way road
He should have said: If everything is permitted then God does not exist
