History always repeats itself And we find ourselves once more On the banks of the Red Sea Under extreme duress To put it mildly

As social animals the central question of our lives asked and answered answered and asked day upon day

A boundary is a line until you cross it when it becomes a binding leaving you all tied up with nowhere to go

We flatter ourselves that the prog… man vs. nature to man vs. man culminates in

In the new version of socialism You can own as much property as yo… You just can’t own your mistakes

Everyone has a shoe size and a city size– I wear an 11 and a half and a 600,000

One of the clearest differences be… Is that all of God’s rules Are written down in the Torah While the devil strictly relies on… This is because

Life is simple; the meaning of life is complicated As a man I’m a simple creature but I’ve been married long enough… that women are complicated

Somehow we evolved to love a challenge but hate a challenge to our thinking

Beliefs and behavior are the real… One leads to another And we have no idea How it all started Our name for that lacuna is God

Post-pandemic life is like being a… Who comes home only to find Her parents have replaced Her obviously dead goldfish With a new one

There’s no time like the present: Do it now Like, there’s no time like the pre… Do it now, but from an ironic dist… There’s no time to like the presen…

I thought I’d flown the co-op by living off the grid And yet I’m still a chicken only now I’m on the skids So I’ve up and joined a commune

The first thing I fell in love with was her out-of-office notification

Poets are to their poems As parents are to their children Preparing them for the world Without knowing what they will do