Not wanting to die We weren’t foolish enough To look God in the face Wanting to live forever We selectively remembered that Go…

A human has being so, we call ourselves human beings God has meaning so, we call Him

I don’t get mad I get odd

If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it So, in case of emergency Break heart To break free

Life as we know it Is a competition for status In this competition Socialists are unequaled As are you and I

The state of nature, where there’s Something for everyone To fear Monotheism, where there’s Something for everyone

You know you must die and yet you must live You can never know if you’re right and yet you must choose So it’s not

Where once I feared death Now I fear that Death will be anticlimactic

Social media has made the famous so accessible that it’s like you can see the face of… but instead of dying you want to take a nap

When God says Do what you want He knows You’re going to anyway His risk is betting you want

In the contest for your soul The devil has to play by God’s ru… You can’t ever get what you want Because you always become what you…

Everyone who uses language believes in God Prayer is the act of admitting that you believe in God

We’re hearing a lot of talk About saving democracy As if we were still A civilization ruled by a majority Which respects the rights of the m…

You can only e– ver explain things with that which cannot be explained

Because bodies make a fart joke of… etiquette used to dictate that whe… passed gas at, e.g., a dinner part… the polite thing to do was to pret… the fart never happened