My shampoo is nine– ty nine percent natural, as if that were enough
The internet is king And every social media post the sw… Screening out anyone who sees in t… The red flag of totalitarianism And only letting through
When I asked Permission to come aboard The ship of fools They said Everything is permitted
When I was a child Parents sent their kids Outside to play Now we treat children Like little adults
I’ve never been good at shaving I struggle to put on deodorant wit… And I’m frequently dripping tooth… Onto that same shirt In this an many other ways
Business or pleasure? Let’s get down to business and ple… This is also known as Dying happy
We don’t understand our childhoods so we spend our adult lives reenacting them in the hope that an outside observer
Just as the yin-yang symbol portrays both dominant sections with a small portion of the opposi… lack sows an abundance of desire and abundance lacks lack
I was afraid of death which is to say afraid to live until I chose my hill to die on For in deciding where
If you cut off an arm you are left with a stump to which you affix a prosthetic If you cut off a face you are left with a mask
Wittgenstein began by telling us t… Face the facts But the fact is A cold, hard bottle In the form of our addiction to
I’ve started blind copying my wife on emails to myself
Liberalism is a gift That can only be received from Go… Sourced anywhere else It becomes a debt That can never be repaid
Dreams don’t come true; They are true
It never snows anymore in Baltimore but it did before you left open the refrigerator doo…