The opposite of failure Isn’t success It’s epic failure
Mark my wounds, Our words will come back To flaunt us
The biggest change Since I found God Is who I am Trying to impress Which is how you know
In the world to come The United Nations will finally r… If you can’t beat ‘em Join ‘em
The best way to control somebody Is to divide the mind from the bod… Because the body is where the soul…
Reasonable people can disagree By agreeing to disagree But unreasonable people Can’t disagree on anything So, they have to agree on everythi…
The surest way to know That God is always there for us Is that we always have a choice This is why religion and liberalis… Are a match made in heaven
What’s the difference between wind… When what you desire is behind gla… And Windows shopping When what you desire is behind a s… When it’s behind glass
Every strength comes with a weakne… So, when a recent headline said “Is Xi Jinping all-powerful or we… it demonstrated that our greatest… is the ability to ask a stupid que…
You would think doing well on social media would give you strength in numbers but you only end up
We are gathered around our phones Like little campfires And all we ever hear Are scary stories
Hell is other people Purgatory is other people’s money Heaven is money
The true test of power today is whether or not you can be forced to accept a forced apology
In the cold war the gravest danger was recklessnes… which we solved with Mutually Assured Destruction The culture war
It is said that It is impossible to define God But this is just because Real power is the opposite of obsc… Nobody knows it when they see it
