If you can control the future through predictive policing– what the Department of Justice describes as “taking data from disparate sources, analyzing them and then using the results to ...
My wife sleeps on her back while I sleep in the mis– take prone position
We all have stuff With our stuff we do our thing Our thing is making a mess Which is called creation Our mistake is thinking we need to…
Life is a trial in which the more you obey the guiltier you become Miraculously
Whereas Mayor McCheese loved reading about himself in the newsp… ex-Mayor McCheese was served with divorce papers
Mother Goose was always considere… a good enough mother Until lately we realized her failure to smother It was unanimous
If a time traveler got out of his… Here and now He’d surely say “You cannot be serious” Because serious people
It always comes back to Love and work– The whole point of Love of country Is found in doing the work
Loving others is the only sure sou… Why do we love them? Just for being there and enabling…
She believed me when I said that my life was based on a true story
I grew up listening to Barbara St… You don’t bring me flowers anymore and determined I’d never make that… Ten years into marriage my wife sa… Don’t bring me flowers anymore
You have your Mr. Fix-It and your Mr. Learn-To-Live-With-It
After you’ve uploaded everything t… and run the lot of it through the… be sure to recycle, but keep a lit… perhaps in a locket around your ne… or, if you go in for irony,
One thing I could do Was need control
Men require 613 mitzvos to cleave… As tightly as God cleaves to them Which is indivisibly Women, born closer to God Require just 599 mitzvos to cleave…
