I want to believe in God I believe in UFOs I don’t believe in recycling I don’t want to believe in what th…

“Life”, as it’s come to be known,… And ends with a grand finale But in between there’s just a lot… And grandiloquent small talk But there are grand plans for a se…

I don’t have any delusions of grandeur; I have delusions of posthumous grandeur that would retroactively nullify

The first thing I fell in love with was her out-of-office notification

Life isn’t fair But we are all equals In the struggle To stay out of judging others For failing at their struggles–

We pass through birth, life, and death like H2O phasing through ice, water, and steam so yes

By keeping us on screen text messages, direct messages, et… are always mixed messages of the Trust, but verify

In polite society The most threatening words are alw… I’m disappointed in you Which is politesse for There’s a knife in you

You can watch my disappearing act as long as you’ve turned your back on the light allowing you to see a mere shadow of myself

The truth is true Is a tautology The truth is untried and true Is an etiology

I was a bullshit artist until I realized a career as a bullshit scientist paid better

I’ve been running the numbers and the running joke that we’re running the show will keep everyone running in plac… until they all start running for t…

We are sleeping on God And our slumber is What keeps God up at night Worried we won’t make it home Where the heart is

All opinions are wrong but you can only learn from your own mistakes

Thinking and feeling necessitates a lot of linking and… Done alone you just get a sinking… while on screen they see blinking…