The older I get the less I pause for effect This is because the clock is ticking and I’d rather not waste my time
It always comes down to what is most important to you and what is most important to you is not knowing what is most import…
You start out needing money to advance your ideology but you end up mouthing your ideol… to rake in more money
Faith can only move mountains by ignoring mountains of evidence Like most people who’ve lost their… I’ve retained my ability to ignore mountains of evidence
Whoever said It’s lonely at the top must have never had their own spelling group in third grade
One problem with civilization is that the people drawn to power are precisely those who lack it
Never Win Anything
Yes, we have no bananas but we still need you to play second banana
The good Hurts so good The bad Hurts so bad And the ugly
In the movies they always guess right when it’s time to cut the blue wire or the red wire on the ticking time bomb
I’m not at liberty to say exactly… Batman and Robin change their clo… while sliding down the Bat Poles but I can share that it involves a lot of Alfred’s band…
A memory hole should be just deep enough to bury yourself up to the neck– Any deeper
When I was a child Parents sent their kids Outside to play Now we treat children Like little adults
Only a poet Can accurately describe anything More accurately A poet can describe anything Except himself
When they told me I was one of many I took them to mean I was the one
