If as according to us their problem is being worse than… at least they can get better But our problem

When I was a child The most authoritarian teacher Exerted her control through Silent lunch Yesterday, in the cafeteria

When God says Do what you want He knows You’re going to anyway His risk is betting you want

It’s easy to choose between good and bad So, when there are no good choices most people take the easy way out

With all other things human beings must guard against what is too good to be true in order to stay alive With God

The revolution will be permanent When nobody means what they say But everybody memes what they say

Don’t talk to strangers; Sing with them

At this late juncture All eating is competitive eating But in the world to come All competition will be An excuse for a feast

Life isn’t fair But we are all equals In the struggle To stay out of judging others For failing at their struggles–

Ignorance is bliss but playing dumb hollows out the abyss

There’s always been a method to our madness Its latest name is the scientific method The madness is believing in

There are only two real superpowers: unacknowledged plagiarism and begrudging cooperation

Strange that we use Out of order for broken and for breaking the rules As if the Coke machine

Time flies when you’re having fun And the key to fun is wanting Not having

When we had bodies they called us extras which was short for extraneous though our negligible status lent a degree of latitude