I was shunned And all I can think about is What will happen if I am shunned
Nobody remembers how to forgive Because posting on social media Is an act of seeking approval
We have religion for the heart and science for our brains but the head and the heart are afraid of each other because there’s nothing for the ne…
It’s all over but for the shouting and this is the shouting
Either like swords all signs have a point Or like the needle of a compass
The crucial moment in my elevator pitch comes when I hit the emergency stop button
In the cold war the gravest danger was recklessnes… which we solved with Mutually Assured Destruction The culture war
No shoes, no shirt, no service Just say no Do not pass go, do not collect $20… Don’t call us, we’ll call you No pain, no gain
The climate change deniers missed the boat on all the ocean front property in Arizon…
It was easier to live the lie I w… Than to face the truth we all knew But eventually The truth blew up in my face And now it’s written all over my f…
Thinking of happiness as the meaning of life is like thinking of sugar as the meaning of food
There was always an urn on the man… made from terra cotta Little then did I know it was for the remains of the persona non gra…
Inasmuch as handling gold is always a thorny affair all gold is rose gold but black gold
Told to shut my mouth I took them literally Zipped my lips And held my breath Until I could stomach it no longe…
Mid-life crisis: the failure to start hoping you don’t get what you want
