God’s command to cells was slightly different: be fruitful and divide
When life gives white people lemon… they make ginger tea lemonade wit…
To elide is to join together by omitting The world elides Jews abide
Ever since I got my first smartphone it feels like I’m visiting a museum and all the decent human beings
My social medi– a persona is the mime who just won’t shut up
Where once an artist was a creator she is now a creative because a noun requires a verb and we’re meant to do nothing which pays well on the internet
I didn’t start consistently moonwa… until they required us to wear Fit… to qualify for our employee health…
The best way to feel in control even though all control is an illusion is to stand in a line
Only a poet Can accurately describe anything More accurately A poet can describe anything Except himself
I’m no angel But I have two angels– One to protect me from others And one to protect me from myself So, I was never alone
In the battle between good and evil good appears to be playing for a tie Evil,
Yes, everything good between a man and a wo– man involves friction
Because man is condemned to freedo… his freedom has no exchange value Still, every man has his price since he is always free to sell his soul to the devil
We never know what’s in the offing Which is why we’re always on Except on Shabbos When we’re off And then it’s off to the races aga…
My wife and I have remained happi… because she recognizes me as capta… as long as I acknowledge her as air traffic control
