The tough part about loving someon… is that connection supports autono… It’s tough to love someone enough to grant them their freedom and you can only do so

I was born in the summer of my 47th year coming home to a place my mazel’d ever been before

Whoever said It’s lonely at the top must have never had their own spelling group in third grade

In the New Age everybody knows that everything happens for a reason but nobody knows the reason so, everybody pastes together

When Eddie Money said “I’ve got two tickets to paradise” he didn’t mention that the paradise sales team only sells tickets in pairs

My wife is philosophically opposed to my habit of justifying things, say a bag of the really good kind… with the phrase: I deserve it

The most useful secret agents Are those who don’t know the secre… That they are agents of warfare

A funny thing happened when I told them that you can either laugh or you can cr… No one laughed but for a second

It’s horrifying when two parties have a suicide pact but it’s exponentially worse that the far right and far left

Having heard that God is everywhe… and failing to see Him anywhere the unbeliever deduces that God is neither here nor there when, in fact, God is in the air

Life used to be hard And that’s how we liked it So much that we used to say Hurry up and wait In the understanding that

God’s door is always open Because God’s door is Our open wounds

The cogito may be airtight but its reverse– I am, therefore I think– is less certain

If we’re being scientific, then The more certain you are that quan… The less certain you become as to… i.e., It works like a charm And if we’re being honest, when

That wasn’t the sky Falling on your head That was the truth gone to ground By playing dead