Like Coke for Coca-Cola, Mr. Pibb is short for Mr. Pibb, ABD

Humble pie is A required taste Until it becomes An acquired taste

Life is short because God knows to leave us wanting more

It takes talent to write a hit pie… but anyone can write a puff piece that in thirty years will read as a hit piece

It is said that The truth will set you free And while this may be true It goes without saying that Lies will give you power over othe…

Self-discipline is The only real self-indulgence Everything else is self-abnegation

The liberal who makes an illiberal… inevitably wants to have it both w… thereby tightening his own double… I must be free to have power over… but

In regular old capitalism we used to say time is money In the attention economy we say

There was no end in sight but we put an end to that by losing our sight And all we could hear was the sound of violence

Marxism is a sadism with a simple formula: My happiness becomes real the moment yours is dematerialized

We’ve gone from individuals distinguishing themselves from the… begging to differ– “Whatever it is, I’m against it”- to groups

It was only after we debuted our sugar coated raisins to fight back against Craisins that I realized you could win hearts and minds

My grandfather built his house With his own hands And yet later in life Cut off half his thumb with a chai… If Alanis Morissette is right

It takes guts to admit you don’t belong but it’s easy to read a sign that says No admission

There were 102 passengers on the… So why only 101 dalmatians?