The One Ring had it backwards The one thing that bestows power is

A lot of brainiacs fail to believe… Because their excellent brains Fail the brainiacs What does a brain do? Because of the ever-shifting tides…

Women give hints So that men will think It was their idea I’ve never been good at taking a h… But I’m good at following orders

And just like that the safety of ironic distance gave way to the false intimacy of over-proximi…

There Is Always Room For

The best way to prevent something from happenin… is to convince people that it already did

All men come with self-destruct bu… If he seems to be missing one, you’re the button

Instead of the invisible hand bending self-interest towards the collective good we got the risible glad-hand laughing our selfishness off

A mid-life crisis happens when you realize that life is a treadmill which keeps speeding up until you fall off

I don’t have a TV because I would watch it Instead, I watch my mouth

I always wondered why there are several teen archetypes on offer in The Breakfast Club– each with their own exquisite agon… but also the promise of redemption…

My dreams are no longer about wish fulfillment but about the Amazon fulfillment center

When space is finite we need to share which is colloquially known as using the Force When cyberspace is infinite

Life’s greatest mystery is how other people could possibly have as little interest in my Spotify playlists

The difference between Mother Nature and God the Father is that the former doesn’t suffer fools gladly while the latter